Now I get why old people are so crabby. It's the never ending aches and pains, taking their tole on old bodies. Looking down at their arms and legs, looks like a vacation at the Grand Canyon, what with all the deep crevices and valleys'. The skins incredible map like features. Needing pee pads because the toilet is suddenly like miles away. Hair graying and frizzy, nothing will calm the storm on our heads. Not to mention the extra hair growth on our chins, I will never figure why that happens. Shuffling along feeling like your taking a power walk. Taking one step at a time to the porch or basement when back in the day you may have even skipped a step and sprinted on down or up. What did you go into your friggen kitchen for? So Yes. I have turned so very crabby. I believe this is just part of life. I am sure we will all do it so this is just a heads up for anyone under 50, prepare yourselves.
How you say? Start the day you are born, eat right, keep moving, be careful, don't over do it and put your back out before your time. Stay away from toxic anything, products your unsure of, Paints, insecticides, hair dyes, perfume, sprays of any kind. (Notice I don't mention cigs) Gotta have some kind of vise and oh well this one is mine. I dunno, maybe use vinegar and baking soda as your main cleaning product, it's been on the market for centuries, that and aspirin I think is pretty safe.
So I am done venting for now, so sorry anyone who's feeling I may have hurt with my crabbyness. Guess I'll go for a nap Granny style....
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